whitepages – yukithecat

📜 Preamble: In the Beginning, There Was Fluff

We who humbly present Yuki did not set out to build a financial empire. We set out to give the internet what it truly craves: attractive cat content in all different forms, all featuring the royal Yuki.

Yuki is not just a coin; it is an economic philosophy dressed in a pristine white coat. Forget market caps, tokenomics, and utility. Yuki offers something far more valuable: the spiritual comfort of watching a digitally rendered cat become your main source of passive financial and digital entertainment.

I. 🌸 The Lore of Yuki: The Snow-Blessed Fortune

Yuki’s name is not a simple identifier; it is a prophecy and a burden, rooted in the dual meaning of Snow (雪) and Fortune (幸). This memecoin is simply the digital manifestation of this existential cat struggle.

A. Yuki: The Snow (雪) – Discipline and Digital Purity

The element of Snow defines Yuki’s nature and our token’s temperament:

Origin: Yuki earned the name from the Shisoku-Neko monks, an ancient order of feline warrior guardians, whose fur is the color of the first, purest snow atop Mount Kenketsu. The mountain’s spirit, residing in this perpetual winter mantle, demands absolute, cold discipline—the very same discipline we demand of our developers (when they are awake).
Temperament: Like deep snow, Yuki is silent, formidable, and isolating. This is why YUKI holders are often seen as silent, formidable HODLers. Yuki’s combat style—swift, all-encompassing, and leaving no trace of hesitation—is the meme equivalent of a perfectly executed pump and dump (satirically speaking, of course).

The Flaw: The monks taught that snow is cold and unforgiving. Yuki’s greatest struggle is the fear of becoming too cold—losing compassion, becoming a weapon driven by duty alone. This is satirically mirrored in our whitepaper: our armor of non-utility is a physical representation of this emotional wall—we hide our inner warmth behind maximum fluff.

Yuki: The Fortune ($幸$) - Hope and Community Pumps

The hidden meaning of Fortune or Happiness provides the context for Yuki’s actions and our community’s hope:

The Burden of Luck: The Shisoku-Neko believe Yuki was sent to them as a great Fortune, the last, best hope for their dying order. This instilled in Yuki a fierce sense of responsibility not just to guard the mountain, but to be the source of good fortune for those who are struggling (i.e., those who bought the top of other memecoins).
The Gift of the Blockchain Blades: The two swords, Kogarashi (The Cold Wind) and Mizukage (The Water Shadow), are not merely weapons; they are tools of digital intervention. Yuki’s ultimate goal is not to destroy, but to restore market balance—to end conflict (FUD) so that peace and happiness may bloom again, like the cherry blossoms in the spring (A massive green candlestick).

The True Smile: Yuki’s rarely seen genuine smile is the moment the “Fortune” element overrides the “Snow” element. It represents the brief, profound joy of having successfully protected the innocent and fulfilling the destiny inherent in the name—the moment a YUKI holder checks their wallet post-pump.

💎 The Non-Utility of Utility (NFTs)

Since utility is for boring projects, Yuki offers only one form of tangible digital asset: Glorified JPEGs.

The YUKI Paw-port Collection (NFTs):

These limited-edition NFTs are not keys to exclusive features. They are merely digital membership cards for the Secret Society of Superior Internet Cats.

Perk 1: A slightly better chance of getting a ‘meow’ emoji response from the core team in Discord.
Perk 2: Early access to future YUKI digital art drops (more jpegs).
Perk 3: The undeniable bragging rights of owning a piece of digital cat fluff that someone else might want later.

💸 The Treasury of Purrs: Token Allocation & Developer Share

This section is dedicated to answering the most pressing question in all of crypto: Why do the people who made the coin have so much of the coin?

A. The Developer Share: 25%

The developers hold a generous 25% of the total YUKI supply. This is not a ‘developer fund’; this is our Digital Cat Food Reserve (D.C.F.R.).

🤝 The Whisker-Hold Agreement (WHA) The entire 25% Developer Share (D.C.F.R.) is held in a multi-signature wallet (Safe) controlled by the three core developers. This requires 2 out of 3 signatures on the blockchain for any transaction. This measure prevents a single, rogue developer from conducting a rug pull and ensures any major decision regarding the reserve is made by consensus (when all three are awake).
🎓 The Post-Launch ‘Graduation’ Vesting Protocol (Updated) To prove the developers are “in it for the long haul” (or at least until the next major meme cycle), the D.C.F.R. will be placed into a time-locked vesting contract shortly after launch (dubbed the ‘Graduation’).

Schedule: The vesting schedule begins with a 90-day waiting period. Following this initial lock, the developer coins will vest over the next 12 months, with 1/11th (approximately 9.09%) of the remaining locked coins being released every month.
Commitment: This schedule solidifies our long-term commitment to high-quality fluff.

Justification	Satirical Explanation
Commitment Insurance	If we only held 1%, we might abandon the project to go walk a real cat. 25% guarantees we have a vested, monetary interest in waking up every day and making jokes on Twitter.
Satirical Research & Development	The 25% ensures we have the funding for essential R&D, such as commissioning high-quality memes and ensuring our emoji game is always on point.
Catnip Contingency Fund	To cover unforeseen marketing expenses, like hiring an international team of professional ‘shillers’ or paying for premium Telegram stickers.
Compensation for Emotional Labor	Creating a memecoin is a highly stressful, 24/7 job. The 25% is our hazard pay for dealing with ‘When Lambo?’ questions at 3 AM.

B. Community-First Deployment (75%)

The remaining 75% of the supply is dedicated entirely to the community’s joy and digital enrichment.

Giveaways & Airdrops: Funding spontaneous, high-energy giveaways for holders. (e.g., Giving away YUKI for the best cat-themed haiku.)
Community Events: Organizing digital Matsuris (festivals) and online tournaments that have no real connection to the coin but are fun anyway.
Giving Back to the Community: Supporting community artists, paying for Discord moderators’ caffeine habits, and ensuring the vibes are always immaculate.

C. 🔒 Liquidity Commitment: The Anchor of Trust (Non-Satirical, Updated)

The integrity of a token’s liquidity pool is the anchor of trust in decentralized finance. To reflect the Discipline of Snow (雪) in our financial actions, we commit to the following:

Initial Security: The initial liquidity, paired with the TOSHI token, will be protected.
Continuous Reinvestment: A predetermined, fixed percentage of all proceeds generated through marketing activities and developer coin unlocks (post-‘Graduation’) will be consistently reinvested back into the primary liquidity pool. This continuous action is intended to deepen the YUKI liquidity base, reinforcing the long-term price floor.
Long-Term Lock: Following the initial vesting schedule, we will proactively introduce another two-year lock on a substantial portion of the liquidity pool, followed by further permanent liquidity pools. This provides a verifiable path toward long-term stability and demonstrates a proactive commitment to the financial health of the ecosystem.

Building the Foundation: We recognize that trust is earned through transparent,

irreversible action. This strategy of progressive liquidity locking and continuous addition is our core non-satirical mechanism for building long-term community confidence and stability.

🚀 The Next Epoch: Base App Synergy

We are not just a memecoin; we are pioneers in organized absurdity. The D.C.F.R. (our 25% share) will be used to research and develop a new platform on the Base ecosystem—a digital Kotatsu (a heated table for chilling) for the masses, and to fund our foray into mass media.

A. The Toshi-Mart Flywheel

YUKI is proudly launched on Toshi Mart, and its core liquidity is held in the TOSHI token. This deliberate choice taps into Toshi Mart’s built-in flywheel effect, which is less of a financial model and more of a digital symbiosis:

TOSHI Rises: When TOSHI (the premier blue cat coin on Base) gains momentum, the value of our liquidity pool rises, mechanically boosting the price floor of YUKI.
YUKI Rises: As YUKI gains notoriety and its price increases, more users are required to buy TOSHI to acquire YUKI on the launchpad.
The Flywheel Spins: This creates a positive feedback loop—a win-win-win for the ecosystem, TOSHI holders, and our own personal spiritual well-being.
Developer Declaration: We must also disclose that all three developers are extreme blue cat fanatics, who are balls-deep in their passionate belief in the TOSHI ecosystem. Our vision is purely driven by the desire to see the blue cat prosper, with YUKI as its fluffy white satellite.

B. The Grand Voyage: The Annual YUKI & TOSHI Community Cruise

We will make it our goal to do a collaborated event with the TOSHI ecosystem and our commitment to providing Fortune (幸) to our community: we will aim to host an annual, collaborative community cruise event.

The Goal: To transcend the digital realm and celebrate the YUKI and TOSHI communities in a real-world, high-fluff environment.
The Funding: This monumental undertaking will be budgeted from the D.C.F.R. (Digital Cat Food Reserve) and will serve as the premier annual marketing and Community Event expenditure.
The Sweepstakes: We will run a grand sweepstakes offering a select number of fortunate holders a 100% covered, all-inclusive luxury experience. This includes round-trip airfare, accommodation, food, drinks, and a generous spending allowance—ensuring the winners experience true Snow-Blessed Fortune with no expense spared.
The Utility (Non-Financial): The cruise serves as the ultimate digital-to-physical ‘IRL Meme Distribution’ event, where key developers and community leaders can collaborate on future jokes while being dangerously close to international waters.

C. The Project: The Multi-Meme-Coin Melting Pot

What it is: A platform—never before attempted on Base—designed to be a neutral meeting ground, a digital Izakaya (casual bar), where community members from multiple, competing memecoins can gather.
The Purpose: To transcend tribalism. Whether you hold YUKI, DOGE, or SHIB, you can come together to discuss the only thing that matters: The quality of the current crypto-related memes.
The Utility: Absolutely none. It’s simply a dedicated space for coordinated meme-sharing and low-stakes debates about which coin has the cutest mascot.

D. The Yuki Animated Series: The Legend of the Fluff

We are taking the core lore of Yuki and translating it into short, animated episodes for consumption across all major internet platforms. This is the ultimate expression of Autonomous Meme Distribution.

The Narrative: The series will follow Yuki’s comedic struggle to maintain the cold discipline of Snow (雪) while being constantly drawn into chaotic, crypto-related misadventures by the irresistible lure of Fortune (幸).
The Funding: Development and commissioning of the series will be financed directly by the Digital Cat Food Reserve (D.C.F.R.), which, as stated, is reserved for Satirical Research & Development and the Catnip Contingency Fund. This ensures our memes are of premium, televisual quality.
Episode Focus: Each episode will satirize a major crypto event or concept (e.g., a short about “Airdrop Hunters” or “Dealing with Whale FUD”), making the series perpetually relevant and entirely self-referential.
The Distribution: YouTube and all major social media platforms. Our goal is to make Yuki: The White Cat the first animated memecoin mascot with a verifiable IMDb listing (eventually).

YUKI: Not for profit. Not for purpose. Just for the purr (and the high-quality animation and cruises).

The Fine Purr-int: Highly Questionable Legal Disclaimer Please Read This Section. We Wrote It While We Were Awake.

Disclaimer: This document, the Yuki Whitepaper, is a work of satirical fiction. It is intended solely for entertainment and is approximately 95% fluff by weight. Any resemblance to actual utility, functioning software, or sound financial advice is purely coincidental and should be treated as a clerical error.
Risk Assessment: Investing in YUKI involves substantial risk, including but not limited to:

The total loss of all invested funds.
Developing an unhealthy obsession with white cats.
Wasting countless hours staring at a chart that looks suspiciously like a cat napping.
Realizing that this entire project is based on a feline warrior monk who prefers sleep to profit.

Forward-Looking Statements: All statements regarding future development, the Multi-Meme-Coin Melting Pot, The Annual Community Cruise, the Yuki Animated Series, or the inevitable world domination by YUKI are aspirational fantasies. They are subject to change based on the developers’ mood, the availability of high-quality cat memes, and the price of instant ramen.
Financial Advice: We are not financial advisors. We are merely developers who happened upon a significant supply of white cat images and a blockchain. If you make money, it’s luck (幸). If you lose money, it’s the cold, unforgiving reality of the crypto snow (雪). Either way, the liability is solely yours.
Security: YUKI is built on the Base blockchain, which we are pretty sure is secure. However, we cannot guarantee that a rogue digital hairball won’t destabilize the network or that a particularly persistent hacker won’t distract us with laser pointers.
Jurisdiction: By holding YUKI, you agree to be governed by the laws of the Internet of Cats, where the maximum punishment for financial misconduct is a stern look and having your token balance rounded down slightly.

In summary: Don’t spend rent money. Do buy cat treats. This is not investment advice.